There are 20 people in the bar
5 are female
I am alarmed
Now it's 23 people
And only 3 are female
One of the people I thought was a girl is actually a guy
And another girl left
English Teacher X: Head to the poor side of town!
This is Moscow. The poor side is 5 miles away, maybe 10
But yeah you're right
I'd be over there if I didn't have to meet my wife in 4 hours
ETX: Too cold to hit on girls at bus stops, huh?
Bob: Nah, yo
It's plus 4
All right for all manner of dirt
21 people 2 girls
What the fuck man!
(Here he includes a picture of a girl in hipster glasses and a girly-looking guy)
The dude on the right is 5 feet tall
His chick has an enormous mole on the side of her face, but still gives her man no respect
ETX: Better hit the Spearmint Rhino!
(Editor's Note: Research reveals this notable Moscow strip club closed in 2007.)
(Here he includes a definition from Urban Dictionary:)
RHINO: An older man on the prowl for a younger woman and by definition, the gender opposite of the cougar. The rhino derives his name from his appearance because the specimen is more often than not both horny AND ugly. The rhino is usually found in warmer locales and can be spotted wearing either a flowered or pastel shirt (with 3 buttons opened to expose a mature mane of chest hair) tucked into khaki shorts and sporting boat shoes. Also look for horrendous dance moves, a white man's overbite, male pattern baldness and a penchant for picking up the bar tab.
Bob: ".. too dark, too dark altogether."
ETX: "I watch the sun as it crawls across the sky one final time .. "
Bob: Nine Inch Nails?
(Here I included this video:)
Bob: I had a woman about 40 yesterday
I had my whole finger in the butthole, checking for myself
if vaginal tissue really does thin with age
I could feel my dick like it was wrapped up in a fruit-roll-up
A millimeter, no thicker
Think you need to get a cat