Sunday, April 27, 2008

Russian Whore Shortage


Is there some kind of Russian whore shortage going on in America now?

I only ask because several of the worst Russian whores that I know were recently given American visas without, seemingly, a second thought from the American government that these girls are. . . well, that they're whores. They all speak no English and their only ambition in America is to be lap dancers, and the American embassy is seemingly dispensing visas like breath mints.

I read that the low dollar and high inflation in America is driving a lot of immigrants out; obviously the lap-dancing industry has been affected as well.

Rest assured; relief is on her way. The girl from the picture above is working somewhere in Atlantic City, if she hasn't been murdered yet.

2 comments:

Mike Why said...

Ah yes, Atlantic City--home of many illegal Russian workers! A few of my Russian friends go there to work under the table (don't know if they're lap dancers tho).

I thought of opening a seasonal Russian-goods shop. Would do a booming business in summer, and imagine all the booty! Too bad it would involve living in Atlantic City.

steve said...

Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses, your two dollar whore....