Monday, September 07, 2009

The Dichotomy of The Conundrum

So I come all the way to The Kingdom in search of a more mature life, as my former existence was more in line with that of a 20-year-old college student -- binge drinking, chasing young girls, etc.

My existence here, however, so far, is a bit more like being thirteen again -- reading a lot of comic books (downloaded ones) and watching a lot of TV. I watched the movie FLASH GORDON this evening.

And of course masturbating a lot. But I did that in Russia a lot too. No Internet porn here, though. So it's more like being thirteen again -- getting porn was a big deal when I was thirteen -- had to spank it to Cinemax After Dark.

But been swimming a lot, exercising and detoxing, so can't be all bad, eh? As well as getting paid nearly $1000 tax-free a week for it. . .

6 comments:

Mike Why said...

Will you be able to buy a new liver with that salary? You may need it after so many years in Russia. Best of luck with your detox from alcohol and Russian women!

ate_the_paint said...

lol...no muppets?

Petits Choux said...

you should take up yoga and get a juicer. really.

Chris said...

I disagree with peetits, dont become a fag...

Sometimes it takes losing everything to realize what you had...

IMO,'Adult' behavior is a myth, propogated by those who dont want you to abuse your children. Being that you dont have any, get back to Russia ASAP...and at least have the option of living life. Or maybe the warmer climes of Thailand are beckoning your return...I also hear that that ESL teaching in Beirut is pretty cool, if you want something different..

stevie austin said...

nah, take the money man. $1000 a week tax free isn't anything to pass up. work this adventure for what its worth and take the next one when it comes along. don't pass by 'go' without collecting your $200.

Lawrence said...

fuck camels-but only the good looking ones!
Good luck cos the boredom is a killer