The State of X

Two months without sex.

(Or touching or kissing a woman, etc.)

You could do that, couldn't you? Sure. It's not so difficult.

The semester starts at the end of September -- our first one-week holiday is at the end of November. Our second one-week holiday is at the beginning of February. There's another in the middle of April.

Then we get a 2.5 month holiday beginning in July.

So, two months, maybe ten weeks, without a woman. Except on the other side of a computer screen.

Difficult?

Well.

Most of the time I don't think about it, you know. Sometimes I even forget to masturbate for several days at a time.

Then I masturbate non-stop for a few days, sometimes three or four times a day.

Undoubtedly there are misadventures to get into here -- if only in the capital -- where bootleg hooch and overweight Canadians chicks roam. Or of course in Bahrain or Dubai.

But I avoid them. My job and life are pretty drama free.

Alone in the desert like Obi Wan Kenobi, waiting. . .