Friday, December 16, 2011

My Latest Thang

Yo dawg, I heard you liked trailers.

Okay, so TO TRAVEL HOPELESSLY is now available as a paper book, also:



New content? Dude, I'm too busy marketing! That's the worst part of the internet in general, it turns us all into whores and advertising agencies for ourselves.


Tim said...

I'm 45 and have just completed a BA in English. I know, I know. I fucked up. I was in the merchant marine for a long time and I just want to get off ships, that's all. Hence the English degree.

This post has got me interested, particularly as you seem to suggest the ME is better for a more mature person. Are you recommending this place? Regards,

Captain Career Change.

Anonymous said...

Please! More content about russian industrial shitholes!

English Teacher X said...

the middle east is a pretty restricted place, as I said, but a lot of english teachers wash up here to die. Generally you need experience and qualifications to get a decent job.

Tomorrow you will get a special treat of Russian industrial shithole awesomeness.

John from Daejeon said...

You forgot to leave us a link to a torrent.

You can't actually expect your readers, and fellow ESL-lifers, to spend our "hard" earned drinking and whoring money on this, can you?

English Teacher X said...

you mean, for the book? drop me an email and I'll send you a free copy.

English Teacher X said...

Anyway it's only $2.99, you can't even get a beer for that anymore.

John from Daejeon said...

English Teacher X,

I'm pulling on your chain a bit as you know that downloading torrents illegally has saved the life of more than one ESL teacher over the last 12 years or so. But I can honestly say that I think your market is a bit narrow, especially as most lifers aren't much for reading anything other than the names of bars and the labels of assorted spirits. Now, if you could somehow write a screenplay out of it in the same vein as the "Hangover/Hostel" films, you might just become stinkin' rich.

Hope it's not too hot there in the dessert,

John from Daejeon

Anonymous said...

Ah! There are shitholes in the balkans where $2.99 will get you TWO chemical laced beers.