Well, it's all signed, sealed, and delivered.
I finally have my next job.
My newest gig: private English language instructor for the family of the Sultan of Brunei.
The salary is a low six figures, which is okay; but the perks are likely to be the best part of it. I will be living at his palace, which could potentially be a bit boring, but the contract specifically states that I will have access to the harem that he and his brother maintain.
I know, that articles makes it sound a bit seedy -- American Penthouse pets and that -- but I've been assured that since that stripper from Jersey was there in the 90s, the quality of the harem has improved tremendously and is now heavy on Hungarian porn stars and Brazilian underwear models.
As well, I get a company car, although I personally think it's a bit much:
So! Back to the grind! To strive, to seek, to find, and never to yield!