Thursday, June 16, 2005

Model Behavior

A few of the females guests at my birthday party -- namely a reserved older women that English Teacher P brought, and African Student S's female friend from Germany -- were apparently "surprised" by our drunken behaviour.
Well, okay, we got pretty drunk and acted up a bit, but think of all the things that DIDN'T happen:
no severed arteries

no fighting

no shouting (beyond the friendly boisterous kind)

no passing out

no vomitting

no police or angry neighbors

no severed arteries

no fucking in the toilet/kitchen/back room

We were on model behaviour, I think. For all that it was still a pretty good party.

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