Monday, January 09, 2006

Only One More Day of Bacon Left!!

Yeah, America, I don't know, man.

Been a pretty quiet holiday; seen my old high school buddies, but those that don't have wives and kids have massive mental illnesses and polyaddictions to various prescription medications, so I haven't gone out to any bars or anything like that.

Just spent the last three days with an old friend in Little Rock, AR playing GRAND THEFT AUTO: VICE CITY and eating Taco Bell, while drinking Red Stripe beer and occasionally downloading some good old porn from the 70's and 80's off the Intnernet. Love those damn hi-speed connections.

I'm serious, we did absolutely nothing else. Except sleeping, of course.

Anyway, no time to get all sentimental! I'm back to Russia on the tenth. I need to eat more bacon!

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