Monday, April 10, 2006

Former Girlfriend Predicts My Future

Last May I started going out with this girl from Kazakhstan. She was with a guy when I met her, but she broke up with him on the spot. We came to my house briefly with a couple of other people to change and have a few drinks before going to a nightclub and she gave me a blowjob in the kitchen while the other people sat, rather uncomfortably, in the living room.

We went out for a few weeks, but we really didn't get along well at all -- or, I should say, we got along in bed fairly well but not really anyplace else.

We broke up several times, but then always would get horny and end up in bed again, until finally I bit the bullet and insisted that the arguing had to end once and for all, and we shouldn't see each other.

Within about three months, she was married to another guy she knew. Then she was pregnant about two months later.

She continues to send me SMS messages occasionally, berating me for not being married.

"You're going to be an old stinker!" she warned me today.

On the other hand, another acquaintance -- one of the girls from the NAKED NAUGHTY NEW YEAR story on the website -- is getting divorced, at age 22, after a year and a half of marriage. She says she'll never ask me again why I'm not married.


Anonymous said...

Need more info here: you're 'getting the blowjob in the kitchen and the other's are sitting rather uncomfortably in the living room' Why is that? Is there a serving hatch and they can see your strained face gurning at the ceiling your veins a poping? Or is it the sound effects ;all that slurping and moaning? Or simply waiting for that coffee you promised?
to be an old stinker- the fear of all indecent teflers.

English Teacher X said...

Well it was the sound effects. . . believe me, my apartment isn't so big that you could easily conceal something from anybody in it. . .

Anonymous said...

now we need a foto of the Kazak and 'old stinker'

English Teacher X said...

I'm no going to post any pictures of the faces of anybody I know. I'm not sure why, doesn't feel right. She's married and all now, anyway, and unlikely as it is that he'd run across this website, I don't want to chance it.

Or how about this: send me $5 by paypal, I'll send you photo galleries of all the girls I knkow.