Saturday, April 22, 2006

Just Trying To Be Helpful

Everyone always accused me of often being a deliberate jerk; but it's not really true, it's just that my social skills are so inept that I often come across that way.

For example.

A friend of mine introduced me to a girl he had met a few weeks before -- "This is Irina, she's been really helpful to me," -- this guy doesn't speak much Russian, and she'd helped him do a few things he needed to do, etc, etc.

She was wearing a shirt with some Turkish writing on it.

"What does that say," I asked.

"I don't know," she replied.

"Well, you should find out. How do you know it doesn't say "I'm a big whore" or something like that?"

Well, just trying to be helpful, but she replied, "If I was a man, I'd punch you in the mouth."

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of seeing a girl in Baku whose T-shirt had 'whore' splashed across it in purple and I was just about to say 'do you now what that means' when I stopped myself reasoning:- a/ she did amd it was just a bit of publicity, or b/ she was completely clueless and didn't need awakening, or c/ she didn't give a fuck.
Most people will wear any idiotic crap
slaqdog

Hayduke said...

Why do Goth's wear all that black and safety clipped logo t-shirts? For the attention, not a statement.

Anonymous said...

put some new pictures on english!
its getting warm is the beach still empty?

Anonymous said...

I miss Baku.

What a place