Friday, May 05, 2006

A Different Kind of Monster

People occasionally email asking, "Geez, is it really so easy to find women in Russia?"

No, it isn't.

It's easy for women to find YOU in Russia, if you don't keep your wits about you. Let's see, of approximately 15 foreigners that I know here, approximately seven of them have been chained into a realtionship with a domineering woman within a year or so, and most have been or soon will be dragged to the altar (often with a baby on the way, but not always.)

And then it's all: "Well, uh, yeah, I'd like to meet you guys, but uh. . .well, you know. . uh, well, no, next time, I promise. . . okay, gotta go. . . see you soon. . ."

And you ask most guys why they like Russian women (or Thai or Brazilian women, or whatever) and they'll say: "Because they're so much more feminine than American (or English or Canadian) women."

Ya damn right. And remember that.

As John D. MacDonald said (author of the Travis McGee detective novels) said: a woman that's 100 feminine is like a guy that's 100 percent masculine: a different kind of monster.

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