Sunday, May 28, 2006

Fuck Me

There was an Armenian girl at the nightclub the other night wearing a shirt that had "fuck me" written in white letters on the back.

I went up to her and asked her if she knew what it meant.

She replied (in Russian) "Yes, I want to give the impression of a girl without prinicpals."

Well, mission accomplished, dear. She wasn't that attractive, really, so I didn't asked her if she really wanted me to fuck her.

1 comment:

gb shannon said...

You should have told her that it is also a slang phrase asking to be sucker punched and then hit her between the shoulder blades with a left hook... I was never that good with women.