Tuesday, April 17, 2007

The World's Worst Source Of Free Pornography

I really don't understand this -- people are constantly bugging me to post more low-quality anonymous shots of cleavage, ass, and legs which I take with my 1 megapixel camera phone in nightclubs.

AREN'T YOU AWARE THAT THIS IS THE INTERNET, AND THAT FREE PORNOGRAPHY, DEPICTING MEN AND WOMEN PERFORMING EVERY SEX ACT KNOWN TO MAN, IS AVAILABLE ON LITERALLY HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS, IF NOT MILLIONS, OF WEBSITES!!!???!!!


And here you're expecting some 37-year-old itinerant English teacher in Bumfuck, Russia, to provide you with free wanking material. Like I've got nothing better to do with my time.

Having said that, there'll probably be some more pictures soon, tbe battery in my latest second-hand phone isn't too good and dies whenever I turn on the camera.

Here's something for the bestiality fans though. Maybe I'll go take a picture of my shit floating in the toilet for you coprophiles out there.

1 comment:

gb shannon said...

Yes! Finally, you are posting picks that we want! I would fuck that cat sideways. Can we arrange a meeting so I can perform sex acts with your cat? Man, the internet is a strange place... last month I thought I was chatting with a 15 year old girl and when we finally met up, it turns out she was a 55 year old dude. Be careful, there are some sick fucks out there. Seriously though, I want to fuck your cat.