Thursday, July 31, 2008

I Would Like To Feed Your Fingertips To The Wolverines

One of the new guys in town showed me his Lonely Planet Russian phrasebook recently.

My Russian is pretty shitty, but even I knew that the phrase "I won't have sex without protection" had in the book been rendered into Russian as "I won't have sex without a security guard."

Wasn't there a scene like that in SHOWGIRLS, by the way?

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