All Heart

A recent instant message conversation relating to renting a boat for my going away party, with a former girlfriend.

[6/25/2009 11:43:47 AM] Olga says: www.povolge.ru

[6/25/2009 11:44:20 AM] Olga says: http://povolge.su/

[6/25/2009 11:44:36 AM] English Teacher X says: think the prices are the same?

[6/25/2009 11:45:40 AM] Olga says: yeah

[6/25/2009 11:45:53 AM] English Teacher X says: there are some boats on here with 2000 rubles for up to 15 people

[6/25/2009 11:46:05 AM] English Teacher X says: but of course if you call, they will say, "Oh, no, now it costs 3500"

[6/25/2009 11:48:28 AM] English Teacher X says: i invited my old girlfriend who lives in Kazakhstan, and her only response was to post a bunch of pictures of her and her new boyfriend on vkontakte. (Ed. note: Vkontakte is the Russian version of Facebook.)

[6/25/2009 11:48:34 AM] English Teacher X says: you girls are all heart, you know it?

[6/25/2009 11:49:20 AM] Olga says: we all what?

[6/25/2009 11:49:28 AM] Olga says: yeah, that was rude of her! (Ed. note: Olga announced to me she was going to marry her new boyfriend about a week before my 40th birthday)

[6/25/2009 11:49:36 AM] English Teacher X says: you are "all heart"

[6/25/2009 11:49:51 AM] Olga says: and what does it mean?

[6/25/2009 11:50:01 AM] English Teacher X says: can't you see the sense of it?
[6/25/2009 11:50:07 AM] English Teacher X says: you are one big heart

[6/25/2009 11:50:11 AM] Olga says: only posittive

[6/25/2009 11:50:23 AM] English Teacher X says: i am being sarcastic, you see. . .
[6/25/2009 11:50:30 AM] English Teacher X says: because we all know, Russian women don't have hearts
[6/25/2009 11:50:34 AM] English Teacher X says: only big Gucci purses

[6/25/2009 11:51:31 AM] Olga says: Lui Vouiton to be more specific

[6/25/2009 11:52:18 AM] English Teacher X says: you know, i find myself wanting to become very wealthy and famous
[6/25/2009 11:52:26 AM] English Teacher X says: not because I would enjoy it
[6/25/2009 11:52:36 AM] English Teacher X says: but only to make all my ex-girlfriends angry