Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Send Me A Kiss By Wire, Baby My Heart's On Fire

So you're all wondering: he didn't bang any whores in The Las Vegas of The Middle East last week, he's been without a drink or a woman for two months, how is he getting his rocks off?

"He's a very sexual being, English Teacher X is," you say to yourself. "How does he express his Eros over there in a land of hairy dudes, bedsheeted women, and camels?"

Well. Russian girls love cameras, as I said, and it seems love webcams just as well. . .



Next best thing to being there, indeed.

3 comments:

Chris said...

Or, as an alternate title for this post:

"The reason why touching the laptops of male ESL colleagues'is generally not a good idea..."

or any guy, for that matter...we're only human, for chrissakes...

Burden said...

'Mom?'

Angielski said...

empty your pipe then have a wipe (of your temporary internet files)