Saturday, July 31, 2010

Amsterdam Square

One of my female acquaintances in Russia has asked me for a dildo from Amsterdam, but I'm just too fucking embarrassed to buy one. Even going into one of those shops is hard for me. I looked at the selection and while her instructions were "bright color and medium size" there are just too many variables there for me to process -- there's an endless combination of colors and styles. With or without veins? With or without testicles?

(Another asked me for Victoria's Secret underwear, and I was too embarrassed to do that, too.)

I'm a square, at heart.

I'm not even gonna put a picture up, I'm so freaked out. . .

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think when you see the big black and veiny dildo it'll just feel "right", like its been missing from your life all this time, and you'll have no problem making the purchase.

Plus the Russian girl should love it. But if any Russian guy finds it, god help her...

LogoMe said...

lol @ above guy

English Teacher X said...

on an interesting side note, back in 2005 or so, one of the teachers at my former employers got put into an apartment that had been used as a fuck-pad by one of the owners -- in a bottom drawer he found some porno DVDs and what he described as a "large brown dildo." Interesting that it was brown.