And now for a quick game of ALPHA OR OMEGA!
This week's contestants: fictional characters John J. Rambo, from the RAMBO series of films, and George Baily, from the film IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE.
Our first contestant: John J. Rambo, from the films FIRST BLOOD, RAMBO: FIRST BLOOD PART 2, RAMBO III, and just RAMBO.
John J. Rambo -- Disgruntled homeless unemployed PTSD-plagued psychotic Vietnam vet. Kills anybody that messes with him, but tends to wuss out when it comes to killing the Washington bureaucrats who cause the messes in the first place. No indication he has sex, although the one Vietnamese girl he picks up gets blown up before he has much of a chance.
Fought on the Taliban's team during the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan. "May God deliver us from the vengeance of the Afghan" indeed. Last seen in Thailand, working at a snake show, having flashbacks and, by the looks of it, abusing HGH and steroids more than most Thai lady boys.
Verdict - OMEGA
George Bailey -- Sacrifices dream of seeing the world to stay and run the family business. Proves to be pillar of his community and loved by all. Probably never banged anybody except his wife, played by Donna Reed. When he has personal problems and gets depressed, not only do all the people in town rush to help, the FORCES OF HEAVEN array behind him to remedy things.
His mere presence is enough to stop the town sliding into hopelessness and depravity; yet he's merciful enough not to slap Uncle Billy for losing the money, or knock Old Man Potter out of his wheelchair. Did I mention he probably never banged anybody except for his wife DONNA REED!
Verdict - TRUE ALPHA!