Friday, February 28, 2014


I'm in the Maldives with the Girlfriend until the eighth of March. I highly recommend the Maldives if you're looking for a place for a romantic getaway and have any interest in marine life and snorkeling, and have five or ten thousand dollars burning a hole in your pocket.

Girlfriend loves beaches but like a lot of Russian girls she is rather afraid of water and boats.

We had a typical exchange today.

"I saw a sea turtle!" I exclaimed, stepping from the turquoise waters, mask in hand.

"Were you scared?" She asked with wide eyes.

After I stopped laughing I said, "Turtles aren't dangerous."

"They are! My cousin had a turtle named Styopa and it bit my granny on the finger once!"

"She probably made it angry."

"She was feeding it cabbage!"

"I won't feed them," I promised.


brian said...

Glad to hear from you X; I'm always afraid they finally caught you.

Anonymous said...

X you are supposed to be the patron saint of broke English teachers! What's this high living?

Dion said...

Looks like a good time. I have been meaning to shoot you a message.

Frank said...

Your girlfriend looks like she lobstered (yes a verb) her skin!!!

If her milky Russian smoothness was lost forever, it would be a crying shame... Tell her I said BE THE FUCK CAREFULLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fer chrissakes.

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