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8 comments:
But... will I need a blog?
TBH I'm not sure if those things apply any more.
I worked as an accountant years ago and outsourcing hollowed out almost all the bottom to middle tier jobs.
Good software hollowed out the high middle jobs too.
Should I go back and change it to engineer? Well, one can always become a welder at the fracking fields, until robots perfect that task.
TBH most people won't be able to make a living at the four-hour work week shit, either, I think that's the joke.
Airline pilot. Good pay and benefits with lots of time off to let those anti-social thoughts fester into full-blown psychosis. Un-beatable opportunities to express said psychosis with maximum "impact".
Too soon man!
Nah just the things you write about Vodkaberg are not unique to Vodkaberg and are happening everywhere.
Jobs pay less, yet demand more and with the general scarcity bosses can do whatever they want.
At will or zero hour contracts were not a thing in the UK, today they are normalised.
Even OECD figures from a study every year states that Chinese workers have more rights and protections than western workers.
I thought I would post this as it is relevant.
https://faceducation.wordpress.com/2015/04/03/warwick-uni-to-outsource-hourly-paid-academics-to-subsidiary/
Essentially even proper teaching jobs in universities back home are being undermined. University teaching positions are essentially at will these days.
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