This has happened to me a couple times before; I start talking to some trollop with a low-cut top on and her giant breasts pushed in my face by her Wonderbra, and she ends up saying something like, "You're looking at my breasts."
Now I usually say something like, "Now, when you put on that top, did you really think that you don't want anybody to look at your tits today?"
I've used that several times though. So this time I took off my outer shirt -- I was wearing a dress shirt over a t-shirt -- and put it over her breasts.
"Now we can have a normal conversation."
2 comments:
What's the problem with that? Unless they're ugly tits or an ugly face with good tits! Haha nice solution English!
some of the huge fatty tattoed asses and wobbly beer bellies on display in the UK really makes you wish they would cover up cos you're about to throw up.
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