Thursday, May 17, 2007

Mid-Life Crisis

I'll be 38 soon. I've been pretty moody lately; I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.

Most guys deal with their mid-life crisis by having an affair with a younger woman or something, or becoming an English teacher in some stinking hellhole country.

So what am I supposed to do? That's been my whole adult life.

I could become a dentist, I guess.

"Dentist X" -- nah. I'd probably get arrested for molesting my female patients under the anaesthetic anyway. . .

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe grow up would be a good idea.

Alternatively start doing your job properly.

Anonymous said...

Oh snap, you got told X!

Anonymous said...

move back to Palookaville and work in a Call Centre?
just an idea X a big hug to you! you old saddo....

English Teacher X said...

Oh, yeah, I passed the fucking DELTA by cheating, obviously, I probably know nothing about teaching. . .

Anonymous said...

Shake it off, X. What you need is a new tattoo, a dirt bike and then fuck your first tranny. That'll clear that mid-life crisis right up.

Michael said...

Hey is that Chastity in the first post?

English Teacher X said...

Chastity and I were meant to be together. . .

English Teacher X said...

Chastity and I were meant to be together. . .

Anonymous said...

You're worried about 38? Try 48. Some of my chest hairs are turning gray. Now that's depressing. I think you have lived a life worth living. My life isn't interesting enough to have a website. I was a corporate zombie in the US most of my life, made good money, but I am envious of you, believe it or not. I didn't have the cohones to do what you did. You really can't take it with you. Pat yourself on the back, dude.