I'll be 38 soon. I've been pretty moody lately; I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Most guys deal with their mid-life crisis by having an affair with a younger woman or something, or becoming an English teacher in some stinking hellhole country.
So what am I supposed to do? That's been my whole adult life.
I could become a dentist, I guess.
"Dentist X" -- nah. I'd probably get arrested for molesting my female patients under the anaesthetic anyway. . .
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Maybe grow up would be a good idea.
Alternatively start doing your job properly.
Oh snap, you got told X!
move back to Palookaville and work in a Call Centre?
just an idea X a big hug to you! you old saddo....
Oh, yeah, I passed the fucking DELTA by cheating, obviously, I probably know nothing about teaching. . .
Shake it off, X. What you need is a new tattoo, a dirt bike and then fuck your first tranny. That'll clear that mid-life crisis right up.
Hey is that Chastity in the first post?
Chastity and I were meant to be together. . .
Chastity and I were meant to be together. . .
You're worried about 38? Try 48. Some of my chest hairs are turning gray. Now that's depressing. I think you have lived a life worth living. My life isn't interesting enough to have a website. I was a corporate zombie in the US most of my life, made good money, but I am envious of you, believe it or not. I didn't have the cohones to do what you did. You really can't take it with you. Pat yourself on the back, dude.
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