Friday, October 09, 2009

Straight From The Horse's Mouth

So one of the nice things about my job here is that I get a tremendous amount of paid vacation time -- almost three months per year.

I get a two-week holiday in November, in fact, and I sent an e-mail to a girl I used to know back in Vodkaberg, who is now working as a stripper and uh. . . party girl? in New York. I told her I was coming to America and asked if she had any hot friends she could introduce me to. Her response was:

r u coming to NY? u can stay at my place. introduce u to some girls?? LOL r u kidding me? all my friends r strippers (if we r talking about russian girls). its not russia so they r not gonna bang u for a drink and that u speak english.we r in america everybody does. they r material bitches. u spend money on them take them shoppin take them to miami and then maybe if they like u,or they might just use u for all that stuff so they'll just dissapear after the shopping. thats how it goes over here
but as i said u r my friend and u r always wellcome

6 comments:

Martin said...

So she is saying...there is a chance!!! :)))))

stevie austin said...

fuck that, tell the bitches you want sex up front and then you might take them shopping if they were any good.

speaking of horses mouths, my muslim landlord told me some sleazy shit today about when he first came to the west. used to grab chicks asses on the street and at the night clubs cos he couldn't help himself. reckons he would come on the spot if a chick kissed him. said all muzzies are like that.

no wonder everyone thinks they're sleazy dirty fuckers.

but you really putting me off russian chicks now X. there is a russian chick in my language class (we both students, not english language), looks cute but i may have to tell her that i can't speak to her because she is probably a whore. and i'd probably be right.

English Teacher X said...

To be fair, I think strippers of all nationalities act like that. . .

English Teacher X said...

To be fair, I think strippers of all nationalities act like that. . .

Chris said...

They certainly do...

jesterpr said...

The blatant "we are in America now." "we don't put out for less then a million." Is really universal with foreign chicks no matter where they are from.
However, from what I hear, being an English speaker in Russia isn't a big deal anymore either. Certainly isn't in Japan,unless you are a rapper !!!!!!!!!!