Thursday, January 21, 2010

Cyber Coitus Interruptus

[7:26:10 PM] English Teacher X: hello how are you feeling?

[7:26:39 PM] Super Natasha: hello! i'm not bad today, better than yesterday

[7:26:59 PM] Super Natasha: and you? what did you do today?

[7:27:07 PM] English Teacher X: rode my bicycle, as usual
[7:27:12 PM] English Teacher X: another nice day
[7:27:17 PM] English Teacher X: but a little too cold to swim.

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7:28:13 PM] Super Natasha: oh, that's good!

[7:28:23 PM] Super Natasha: try to call me


[7:28:37 PM] *** Call to Super Natasha, duration 02:10. ***

[7:29:21 PM] English Teacher X: can see you but you're a bit blurry

[7:29:27 PM] English Teacher X: are you wearing your house dress?


[7:30:01 PM] Super Natasha: yes, it's a pink house dress

[7:30:14 PM] English Teacher X: what are you wearing under it?

[7:30:40 PM] Super Natasha: do you know today is Hug Day or Hugging Day? (hug)


[7:30:52 PM] *** Call ended ***

[7:31:00 PM] *** Call to Super Natasha, no answer. ***

[7:31:54 PM] English Teacher X: well, that would be nice. . .

[7:31:56 PM] English Teacher X: try to call me.


[7:32:54 PM] *** Call from Super Natasha, duration 00:53. ***

[7:33:24 PM] English Teacher X: what is under the house dress?

[7:33:43 PM] Super Natasha: do you like my tights?

[7:33:50 PM] *** Call ended ***

[7:33:58 PM] English Teacher X: lets try yahoo

[7:34:12 PM] English Teacher X: or ICQ, do you have ICQ?

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[7:41:22 PM] English Teacher X: stupid fucking connection. . . can you see me?

[7:41:27 PM] English Teacher X: do you see me on friends list?
[7:46:18 PM] English Teacher X: are you there?
[7:46:24 PM] English Teacher X: can you see these messages?


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I tell you, this is worse than trying to have sex after half a bottle of vodka. A good reliable cheap internet connection is the only thing I miss about America, I think.

5 comments:

TEFL makes me feel like a secret agent. said...

How did she get the nick 'Super'?!

Ukraindonesian said...

Dobriy Dyen,
I've been continually gaining sage advice from your website for a few years now, and upon trying to go back to a certain section from 'teecher tips', I was horrified to find that the link to your old site is down.. I was able to access it through the blog before, but now, as I plan to do a runner, I am left with nowhere to turn. I'm currently in Ukraine planning my escape and as this is my first runner, I could've used the posting for some consolation and ideas to keep my ass covered.
Is there any way to find the old site? I have 1 week before departure and would like something to ease my worries. Please help a fellow ESL'er in his time of need, pal.

English Teacher X said...

I guess the wayback machine is not operational anymore, or having problems -- I'll post some of that stuff again on a seperate blog soon. Regarding the article I wrote about doing a runner, I can email it to you if you contact me at my yahoo address.

English Teacher X said...

I guess the wayback machine is not operational anymore, or having problems -- I'll post some of that stuff again on a seperate blog soon. Regarding the article I wrote about doing a runner, I can email it to you if you contact me at my yahoo address.

Ukraindonesian said...

I can't find your yahoo address, but if you could, i'd really appreciate receiving the 'runner' article, if you sent it to my e-mail:
rds_769@hotmail.com
thanks in advance, na zdorovy