Cyber Coitus Interruptus

[7:26:10 PM] English Teacher X: hello how are you feeling?

[7:26:39 PM] Super Natasha: hello! i'm not bad today, better than yesterday

[7:26:59 PM] Super Natasha: and you? what did you do today?

[7:27:07 PM] English Teacher X: rode my bicycle, as usual
[7:27:12 PM] English Teacher X: another nice day
[7:27:17 PM] English Teacher X: but a little too cold to swim.
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7:28:13 PM] Super Natasha: oh, that's good!

[7:28:23 PM] Super Natasha: try to call me

[7:28:37 PM] *** Call to Super Natasha, duration 02:10. ***

[7:29:21 PM] English Teacher X: can see you but you're a bit blurry

[7:29:27 PM] English Teacher X: are you wearing your house dress?

[7:30:01 PM] Super Natasha: yes, it's a pink house dress

[7:30:14 PM] English Teacher X: what are you wearing under it?

[7:30:40 PM] Super Natasha: do you know today is Hug Day or Hugging Day? (hug)

[7:30:52 PM] *** Call ended ***

[7:31:00 PM] *** Call to Super Natasha, no answer. ***

[7:31:54 PM] English Teacher X: well, that would be nice. . .

[7:31:56 PM] English Teacher X: try to call me.

[7:32:54 PM] *** Call from Super Natasha, duration 00:53. ***

[7:33:24 PM] English Teacher X: what is under the house dress?

[7:33:43 PM] Super Natasha: do you like my tights?

[7:33:50 PM] *** Call ended ***

[7:33:58 PM] English Teacher X: lets try yahoo

[7:34:12 PM] English Teacher X: or ICQ, do you have ICQ?

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[7:41:22 PM] English Teacher X: stupid fucking connection. . . can you see me?

[7:41:27 PM] English Teacher X: do you see me on friends list?
[7:46:18 PM] English Teacher X: are you there?
[7:46:24 PM] English Teacher X: can you see these messages?

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I tell you, this is worse than trying to have sex after half a bottle of vodka. A good reliable cheap internet connection is the only thing I miss about America, I think.