Saturday, January 23, 2010

Monkey Shines

"It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night is another thing."

-- Ernest Hemingway, THE SUN ALSO RISES.

Man, I'm in a good mental state, I would say, and dealing with the lack of female companionship very well. I'm sure it's even been positive and therapeutic. Getting my head together, you know.

But it's been five months now since I've even touched a female -- and last night I woke up at 3.00 in the morning feeling like this little guy:

Thankfully, I'm taking Super Natasha to Egypt for a week-long holiday in February. Not long now.


Anonymous said...

the gulf; a slow lingering living death punctuated by bouts of intense masturbation

English Teacher X said...

don't forget the excellent salary, though. for the next three weeks I have very little work; being paid nearly $1000 a week to sit around watching downloaded movies and jacking off is far from the worst job you can get.