Disgusting Bar-Room Conversations, Part 2

I hope you can read the punchline okay, as well as noticing the changes in time at the top; obviously the point here is to track the increasing vulgarity of an evening's conversation.

It's a compendium of such conversations obviously, but the recurring joke about peeing in someone's butt, and the possibility of doing so, was from Russia around 2003 - 2004, thanks to English Teacher R.

As a sidenote, we were at that time so cut off from the internet, or at least fast internet, that none of us had heard of Max Hardcore, who has committed that, and many other, vile acts to video.

While we prided ourselves on our worldliness as well as our vulgarity, we would soon be schooled in such things by 22-year-olds with a lengthy internet history: I'd never even heard of the Donkey Punch until they told me about it in 2005.

Another sidenote: I don't know why, but I always end up drinking at bars and cafes where they never clean the bottles off the tables. This was in both Thailand and Russia. If you need pictoral evidence that I'm not exaggerating, here's a blurry cameraphone picture from 2006 or so.