Sunday, May 22, 2011

The Second Book


By popular demand. Wait, is three people asking me for something, popular demand?

Anyway, here are the collected, chronological, edited, EXPANDED adventures of English Teacher X between 1995 and 2000. These are all stories from the old website, but heavily revised and with a lot of NEW material added -- maybe 15 percent new stuff? At least 10, anyway.

This is old-school TEFL teacher shit -- brazenly dishonest and illegal schools, foreigner groupies, filthy pre-globalism third-world hellholes, and drugs and alcohol for all.

And finally revealed -- the story of how I worked in Phuket, Thailand and lost my job after snapping a small child's arm.

That's worth $2.99, wouldn't you say?

BUY IT HERE FOR AMAZON KINDLE

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BUY IT HERE FOR BARNES AND NOBLE NOOK READER

One man. Five years. Five countries. Seven cities. Seven employers. A lot of alcohol. Countless brain cells.

4 comments:

TEFL SecretAgent said...

I'm blatabtly going to whore this out for you :)

Eve said...

@English Teacher X: It's about goddamn time.

TEFL SecretAgent said...

btw 'blatably' is a new word I created today.

It means something like 'obvious' crossed with 'whore'

Anonymous said...

Should you cross a whore?