By popular demand. Wait, is three people asking me for something, popular demand?
Anyway, here are the collected, chronological, edited, EXPANDED adventures of English Teacher X between 1995 and 2000. These are all stories from the old website, but heavily revised and with a lot of NEW material added -- maybe 15 percent new stuff? At least 10, anyway.
This is old-school TEFL teacher shit -- brazenly dishonest and illegal schools, foreigner groupies, filthy pre-globalism third-world hellholes, and drugs and alcohol for all.
And finally revealed -- the story of how I worked in Phuket, Thailand and lost my job after snapping a small child's arm.
That's worth $2.99, wouldn't you say?
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One man. Five years. Five countries. Seven cities. Seven employers. A lot of alcohol. Countless brain cells.
4 comments:
I'm blatabtly going to whore this out for you :)
@English Teacher X: It's about goddamn time.
btw 'blatably' is a new word I created today.
It means something like 'obvious' crossed with 'whore'
Should you cross a whore?
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